lol theory

The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning “laugh out loud”, can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.

ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.

ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.

ex 3
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.

ex 4

Me: I just had a great idea to make a million bucks, lol.

^Lol theory in action

How to write a killer report

PDF of the rogue UK housing minister document, in the process detailing how to best write a killer report from Jon Moon, reproduced in all its ‘bouncy’ bullet-point glory:

In May 2008, Gordon Brown’s housing minister, Caroline Flint, exposed the Government’s fears over the poor state of the housing market when she accidentally let photographers glimpse a ‘top-secret’ report as she walked into No 10.

Page 2 looks at some of the many things the note got wrong (and it’s laid out as a WiT, needless to say). And on page 3 I’ve transformed it by doing it as a WiT. WiT is my seriously better alternative to bullets that triples impact. It transforms all types of documents – slides, reports, notes, CVs, meeting minutes, KPI packs and more. Visit www.jmoon.co.uk for more.