I lock up my gym gear. The locker I use for my bag is empty except for some half-used men’s perfume which I decide would be nice to have. I go into the gym. I return to find the padlock gone and the bag, so fearing theft approach the front desk. No, she replied, it was just that you were in someone else’s locker (though nothing indicated this) so we broke the lock and took your bag. “Can I have my bag please,” I said. “Can I have a new lock please,” I added. “Yes, she said, do you know how to use this kind of lock?”. “Yes, I said. In fact I was only broken into two weeks ago at home so it’s nice to get upgraded.” Then added, “Oh, by the way here’s the guy’s perfume he left in the locker.”