Category Archives: Comedy

Odds and Ends

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In no particular order of oddness:

1. Some nice person stole my nice new bicycle saddle – I expected to happen but I couldn’t be bothered to cover it over with a blue plastic bag.

2. Is there a difference between a complex system and a system that is complex? For (I’m helping the techie’s here with a complex clue) there is a difference between a black girl and a girl that is black.

3. My mother, on mention of the strain of A-levels, remarked that I had sailed through them; I had chance to point out: I put on 1.5 stones in weight during the immediate run-up, and despite a 2 E’s offer from Exeter. It didn’t help my grandmother was dying at the time, or that my parents were not exactly head over heels in love which each other at the time. But don’t mention the ‘war’.

4. Which does remind me we spent

Sixth sense

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You know it’s said that women have a sixth sense, which men do not, and I agree. Women also know is that men do occassionally pick up on non-verbal communication. What women reading this think I mean by that is that we pick up on body language for the same reasons as women do – to attract a mate etc. But women don’t acknowledge is that men can possibly have a sixth sense in a deeper sense of streetwise awareness (and after all – all men are the same). But how else do you think nasty guys so easily take advantage of nice girls, because they’ve acquired that deeper sixth sense through life’s adversity?! But women rarely realise that – until it’s too late. Hello!