lol theory

The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning “laugh out loud”, can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.

ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.

ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.

ex 3
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.

ex 4

Me: I just had a great idea to make a million bucks, lol.

^Lol theory in action

Microsoft asks for cash back

MS sacks 1,400 workers. Miscalculates the severance payemnts. Asks for money back. Here’s the result of the poll on ZDnet asking…

What would you do?

  • Forget that. I’m out of work and need every dollar I can get. Let them sue me if they want it back. (70%)
  • It’s not my money. I’d write the check and send it back. (22%)
  • I’m torn. I don’t know what I would do. (8%)

Total Votes: 946