Whale of a joke

Little bit of dry humour from the science joke website continuing the whale theme from Friday/Saturday’s events on the Thames:

“The species of whale known as the black right whale has four kilos of brains and 1,000 kilos of testicles. If it thinks at all, we know what it is thinking about.”
Jon Lien, “Whale Professor” at St. John’s University, Newfoundland, speaking to the Norwegian Telegram Agency (spring 1995).

Or if you prefer exams:

“From an ecology exam at the University of Nottingham:
Q: What is the consequence of the extinction of whales?
A: “The sea level will fall, combating the effect of global warming.”

You ain’t seen nothing yet

I went to a very interesting meeting on London’s NHS IT last night, very informative, with an interesting point that at present the roll out has been of stand-alone systems. When these are connected up, as is the master plan so to speak, that’s when worries about who will have access to patient records will really take hold. The principle is that it’s based on your NHS work role, but that generally means you will have greater access to records than you really need. And it will be a hugely complicated system to administer and audit. If you think the sex offenders in schools was a tough one then go figure the challenges faced by one of the largest organisations in the world – the NHS. This is why training and education will be as important as physical security measures for records – soft systems as well as hard systems if you like.

On the plus side when the IT system implemented by Connecting for Health does connect up it will provide a national databank of great value to medical researchers – once the problems over data confidentiality have been sorted out!