From dodgy laptops to dynamical keys

As per sod’s law the laptop died on me last week, and it turned out to be a fault connected to the battery. Of course I took it back to Michael who I bought it from, who suggested I buy a new battery (which I did)! In the course of chatting with him he mentioned his boiler had packed up recently and it turned out the pump was kaput – a new one was fitted only for it to die too. It turned out there was a fault in the pump which was shorting the other devices or something. And so to the moral of this story? Don’t buy laptops off guys called Michael?! Or for the more nerdy as an example of ‘dynamical keys’ in action. Dynamical keys are the key to understanding how to successfully change a system (though perhaps sod’s law is immune?): “An attempt to control a complex system, perhaps through natural selection or an organizational or political policy by operating on only one feature of the system, will not eradicate or otherwise nullify the system. The system will mutate and evolve to compensate for the environmental assault. The secret of real system change is to locate the dynamical key that supports or unravels the entire system. The next policy would be to guide the reorganization of the entire system around a new dynamical key (Hubler, 1992).” I lifted that from Stephen Guastello‘s book Managing Emergent Phenomena, which also uses the concept in simulation games.

Kenny Dalglish

By an odd set of coincidences I looked at Evie’s schools’ website yesterday and it had a wonderful pic of Kenny at the opening of the canteen. I met Shirley later and went to the Belgium restaurant where I told her the story about how Evie had campaigned to get the canteen re-opened in healthy schools style (my last job). Then as we were about to leave a middle-aged guy with a Scots accent asked if he could have our table. I held up two fingers and said in two minutes, but in the meantine was he Scottish? He said yes, he was from Glasgow. So I asked naively if he knew of the great Kenny Dalglish ( “Considered by many to be the greatest player in Liverpool history..”), and to my surprise he said he’d watched him play at Ibrox when he was just 17 years old. Somehow the guy sensed this was something of a strange event and averted his eyes as we left the restaurant. That’s the Kenny Dalglish story..